bombing:

chubsiclee:

bombing:

finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice

did you puke on her? 

that’s not important. what’s important is that she knows how i feel now

foodchewer:

when i die just remember i don’t care

arabarthoe:

when you see a lesbian couple and you’re like “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im one of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

edlingreed:

While I do love seeing all the Steve Rogers appreciation today, I’d like to show a little love for some of our other America-themed superheroes.

Edit: I noticed a lot of people reblogging this don’t know the names of these characters. Their names are, in order: Isaiah Bradley (Captain America), America Chavez (Miss America), and Eli Bradley (Patriot).

edlingreed:

While I do love seeing all the Steve Rogers appreciation today, I’d like to show a little love for some of our other America-themed superheroes.

Edit: I noticed a lot of people reblogging this don’t know the names of these characters. Their names are, in order: Isaiah Bradley (Captain America), America Chavez (Miss America), and Eli Bradley (Patriot).

wallacewezt:

Right! Those two crooks’re no match for the lantern-lantern team!”

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